Funny Sms Love

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu

Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki

Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee

Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha

Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…