Funny Sms Love

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu

Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki

Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee

Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha

Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…

Umeedo ki shama dil mein mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood main the to sms kar diye,
par roz intezar mein palke mat bichana

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,
Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.
Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,
warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....  

Kaanch ka tohfa na dena kavi,
ruth k log tod diya karte hain..
jo bahut achhe ho unse pyar mat karna kavi..
aksar achhe log hi dil tod diya karte hain  

Hath chhute to rishte nahi chhuta karte.
Waqt ke dahliz se lamhe nahi tuta karte.
Milte hain kuch insan aise zindegi me,
Jinse kabhi naate nahi tuta karte...!!  

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…